God Tells Baptists Dancing Is Off-Limits but Pissing On Bar OK

Apparently, an assistant football coach at Baylor was caught Saturday night taking a leak on the bar at a local pub. Yup, you read that right, on the bar. The coach had been drinking the hard stuff for a little while and “apparently thought no one was watching him”. To which I say, this is why Baptists will never make much of themselves. Us Methodists will piss on the bar, people watching or not.

Of course, if I was the coach of a team that just got beat 58-10, I’d probably be up for some non-normal behavior myself.