An Experiment in Scotch

Because I am weird (and because I only have 35 Face­book friends, mak­ing it pos­si­ble to turn my weird­ness into some data obser­va­tions), I have spent the last 10 min­utes ana­lyz­ing how many friends my friends have. On aver­age, they have 162.8857 friends (the per­son who is .8857th of a friend keeps show­ing up as …