An Experiment in Scotch

Look, Plaxico Bur­ress is a bloody idiot. Let’s get that out of the way right now. If you don’t know who he is, no wor­ries, just know that he’s a foot­ball player who shot him­self in the leg. Fur­ther proof of his below-average IQ is that he makes some­where between a zil­lion and an ass­load …