Category Archives: Humor

God’s Prayer Response Technology

I’ve always won­dered how God decided to answer prayers and what prayers had prece­dence over others.  I think I’ve finally fig­ured it out.  God uses Microsoft Mes­sage Queu­ing for his prayer aggre­ga­tion and his queue server went down last year, at least the queue server that took in prayers for rain in the DFW area. 

Lopsided Relationships

I have a lot of these at work I think.

The Real Reason Lance Left Her

I always won­dered what hap­pened to Sheryl Crow.  In her early albums, she was a real poet but later in her career she turned into a piece of pop fluff, not really turn­ing out any­thing of interest.  Turns out, that’s because she’s been con­cen­trat­ing on the wrong things.  Seri­ously, would you want to stay mar­ried

Google Makes More Big Moves

You can read about it here and here.

Talent

A lit­tle his­tory: for most of 2006, my com­pany paid me a ton of money to basi­cally attend meet­ings. In this time, I have reached the end of the inter­net and I’ve made some obser­va­tions. The con­tent on the inter­net is basi­cally nor­mally dis­trib­uted in terms of the use­ful­ness and tal­ent of said con­tent, except­ing

Parental Responsibility

Seems to me that if you choose to be a par­ent, you should do it for mostly unselfish reasons.  Of course, we all know this isn’t true but still, as an ideal, that’s prob­a­bly how it should work.  Once that path is cho­sen, you cer­tainly have responsibilities.  Respon­si­bil­i­ties like not giv­ing tod­dlers pot, not let­ting

The Twirl-a-Squirrel

It’s been a long time since I laughed hard enough to cause tears but this did the trick for some reason.

Google Israel Likes Me

Appar­ently, I’m #21 on Google Israel when you search for a “30 inch cock”.

Scrappleface Exellence

Dean Demands Recount As Dems Cap­ture Senate