Category Archives: Humor

The Wonder Of The Internet

I don’t know whether this is sublime, grotesque or outrageous but I do know it’s hilarious. It also involves Helen Hunt on a nasty acid trip, Hall and Oates singing with a cat and sweet, sweet ending. Don’t worry though, Keyboard Cat doesn’t involve handicap people falling down an escalator this time.

June 16, 2009 – 9:03 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor | Tagged | Comments (0)

Pigs Didn’t Start The Swine Flu

This is what the internet is for, random pieces of entertaining creativity that make you do the air guitar at work. Hat Tip: The Bitch Girls

May 6, 2009 – 2:31 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor | Tagged | Comments (0)

Who Mails A Bobcat?

May 1, 2009 – 9:16 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor | Tagged | Comments (0)

Remembering What You Did Last Night

Text messages from last night is my new favorite use of technology. Current fave TM: (323): just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo.

April 28, 2009 – 8:42 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor, Internet/Technology | Comments (1)

Solving Your Procrastination Problem

Are you a procrastinator? This blog can really help. I know it helped me write this blog post that I was putting off.

April 14, 2009 – 8:54 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor | Tagged | Comments (1)

Some Day My Dreams Will Match Reality

On Parking

March 31, 2009 – 1:28 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor | Comments (0)

I’ll Ajax The Crap Out Of Your Site

I have no idea if this guy is for real or not but I want to work with him just to watch him “pull your data asynchronously from every orifice of your server.” That is the sweetest solicitation for a job I’ve ever seen I think. And I say that having seen 2 or 3 …

March 26, 2009 – 6:37 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor, Programming | Comments (3)

Does Anyone Read These Things?

Just wondering.

February 20, 2009 – 6:31 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor, Random | Comments (3)

Mugshot Fail

Rodney Stanger, seen here in an undated mugshot photo, is considered armed and dangerous. If you have seen Rodney Stanger or know of his whereabouts, please do not attempt to feed him gerbil kibble or get him to run in a small wheel for hours on end. Call 911 immediately and back away from the …

February 12, 2009 – 10:34 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor | Comments (0)

When Pair Programming Goes Too Far

A picture really is worth a thousand words.

February 3, 2009 – 5:37 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Humor, Technology | Comments (0)