Author Archives: Scotch Drinker

Why I’m Not A Football Christian

Does God know par­tic­u­lars? Before you answer that, take a moment to con­sider the ram­i­fi­ca­tions of the answer, both pro and con. Like answer­ing the ques­tion “Did you ever get caught mas­tur­bat­ing in the closet?”, any answer you come up with is a net loss if you’re a Believer (or a closet mas­tur­ba­tor). If you

Girl On A Postcard

A girl, pos­si­bly 15 or 18 or 21, it is hard to tell because her face is cov­ered in thick, dark grease­paint, stands in the right track of a two track dirt road that runs off into the dis­tance. She wears olive green pants and a dark brown flan­nel shirt, untucked. Her hair is brown,

Dreaming

Have you ever won­dered what dogs dream about as they lay in their fluffy 40x50 beds bought at Trac­tor Sup­ply on sale for $20? I’ve always assumed my dog is dream­ing of chas­ing down some hap­less lit­tle mam­malian crea­ture in the back­yard. He prob­a­bly envi­sions him­self with teeth made of tita­nium and these Wolver­ine like

2011 In Review

This is one of those fas­ci­nat­ing posts (to me) where I navel gaze for approx­i­mately ninety min­utes on what the past year has done to me or for me or what my actions in said year have resulted or not resulted in. In short, I’m about to ram­ble on in a semi-coherent man­ner about what

2011 Road Trip Day 14 — Vicksburg to Wylie

Roads: I-20 to US-80 to US-69 to State High­way 78 Miles: 367 Time: 6 hours Well it’s over. I’m still pro­cess­ing the trip in many ways. First off, let’s talk some totals. I was gone from the house for 14 days, the longest vaca­tion I’ve ever been on, at least since join­ing the true work­ing

2011 Road Trip Day 13 — Pensacola to Vicksburg

Roads: I-10 to I-110 to US-98 to US-49 to I-20 Miles: 338 Time: 6 hours Today started early again at 5. I’ve been going to bed by 9 pretty reg­u­larly with lit­tle to do at night and thus, 5 AM becomes a nat­ural wak­ing time. With the stress from the car issues yes­ter­day along with

2011 Road Trip Days 11 and 12 — Charleston to Pensacola

Roads: US-17/I-95/US-1/I-10 Miles: 634 Time: 12 hours Wednes­day was a rest day in Charleston. While I had a list on my itin­er­ary of things I wanted to see and do in Charleston, I appar­ently for­got to look at it com­pletely and instead did other things. The first was go for a run at 7:30 in

2011 Road Trip Day 10 — Fayetteville to Charleston

Roads: I-95 to I-26 Miles: 227 Time: 4 hours I started out this morn­ing with a trip to the Air­borne and Spe­cial Forces Museum in Fayet­teville. My cousin’s hus­band has been in Air­borne for the past year or so and he gave me an inside look into what it’s like to jump out of air­planes for

2011 Road Trip Days 8 and 9 — DC to Fayetteville, NC

Roads: I-95 Miles: 324 Time: 5 hours It never ceases to amaze me how much bet­ter the sec­ond day after an indis­crim­i­nate night on the town actu­ally feels. I still wasn’t 100 per­cent but I also wasn’t con­tem­plat­ing jump­ing into the Potomac with a 55 gal­lon drum of con­crete tied to my leg. On top of

2011 Road Trip Days 6 and 7 — Charlottesville to D.C.

Roads: US 250 to VA-22 to US-15 to VA-20/Constitution High­way to VA-3 to I-95 Miles: 130 Time: 3.5 hours The morn­ing of day 6 was spent at Mon­ti­cello, the home of Thomas Jef­fer­son in Char­lottesville, VA. It wasn’t on the orig­i­nal itin­er­ary but came highly rec­om­mended. I“m glad I went as it is a fas­ci­nat­ing