An Experiment in Scotch

This essay is a par­ody of this essay. You should read it as such. It will be of lit­tle inter­est to the great major­ity of my read­ers but there was no point in putting it on my rapidly dying tech­nol­ogy blog. Today (regard­less on which day you are read­ing this) on Twit­ter, a hun­dred or so …