An Experiment in Scotch

After solv­ing all the nation’s really hard prob­lems this morn­ing, Demo­c­ra­tic Sen­a­tors lead by Chuck Schumer had plenty of time on their hands and decided to save the world from peo­ple who text while they drive. Thank God the econ­omy, health care and world peace all got knocked out in that work ses­sion this morning.