Definition Of Cache

Look, Plaxico Bur­ress is a bloody idiot. Let’s get that out of the way right now. If you don’t know who he is, no wor­ries, just know that he’s a foot­ball player who shot him­self in the leg. Fur­ther proof of his below-average IQ is that he makes some­where between a zil­lion and an ass­load of money and yet he didn’t pay his auto insur­ance pre­mi­ums and thus had his pol­icy can­celed. Dumb, right?

OK, glad we got that out of the way. My prob­lem is the idi­otic media report­ing of any inci­dent that involves celebrities/athletes and guns. To wit, this ESPN story about Plax get­ting his house raided by the New Jer­sey police detail­ing the seizure of a “small cache of weapons and ammu­ni­tion”. That sounds like he was hoard­ing guns get­ting ready for the apoc­a­lypse. Read a lit­tle far­ther into the story and you find out that they found 1 rifle, 1 pis­tol and ammu­ni­tion that didn’t fit either weapon. Ahem. 2 guns and some ammo that don’t fit any guns in the house is not a cache. I have more guns than that in the spare bed­room, much less the house and I don’t have a cache. The media has to sen­sa­tion­al­ize any­thing related to celebrities/athletes and they make any story involv­ing guns even worse.

Being stu­pid doesn’t relieve you of your 2nd Amend­ment rights. Of course, liv­ing in New Jer­sey does though that is pretty much vol­un­tary. I find it hard to believe that own­ing unreg­is­tered guns even in New Jer­sey is ille­gal but then I sup­pose noth­ing should be sur­pris­ing about New Jer­sey which has to be the armpit of America.

Let’s not for­get that Sean Tay­lor was mur­dered last year in his home by thugs who knew where he lived and had bro­ken in to steal from him. Pro­fes­sional ath­letes have good rea­son to be afraid for their safety. I have no prob­lem with any of them car­ry­ing or own­ing guns. I just wish they weren’t rep­re­sented so poorly by an idiot who shoots him self in the leg with his Glock and then gets his home searched 3 weeks later and still has guns around. Moron.

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