Monthly Archives: December 2008

Definition Of Cache

Look, Plaxico Burress is a bloody idiot. Let’s get that out of the way right now. If you don’t know who he is, no worries, just know that he’s a football player who shot himself in the leg. Further proof of his below-average IQ is that he makes somewhere between a zillion and an assload …

December 24, 2008 – 7:48 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Second Amendment, Sports | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Free Programming Book

Data Structures and Algorithms with Object-Oriented Design Patterns in C#. I can’t speak to its usefulness since I haven’t read it (the title alone sounds rather ambitious for one book) but hey, the price is right.

December 23, 2008 – 9:45 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Programming | Tagged | Comments (0)

The Dumbest Interview Question

Yup: Why are we playing this game? Is it just to make sure we are all “in” on the game? Is this the business world’s equivalent of a modem handshake? You just want to make sure I haven’t been living under a rock? Maybe we can replace this waste of time with some secret hand …

December 23, 2008 – 9:05 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Things That Make You Insane

There are a lot of them on the internet but this is the most insanest. Enjoy.

December 21, 2008 – 1:51 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Comments (1)

Programmer Porn

This sort of stuff is yummy. I would have to die and go to heaven to get that kind of set up. I bet his productivity is through the roof. Don’t worry, it’s SFW. Well, it’s SFW but your head might explode in jealousy, depending on what your work situation is like.

December 19, 2008 – 10:27 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Programming | Tagged , | Comments (0)

What Happened To America

The SWAT team knocks down another door in search of someone’s bag of pot. The snitch gave them the wrong address. No drugs were found Just a sleeping family man Pulls a gun to protect himself. But it’s OK, only he got shot. A little girl, orphan now Daddy died before her eyes, Protecting her …

December 18, 2008 – 8:34 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Poetry | Comments (0)

Is Selling Porn Worse Than Robbing People?

The Justice Department thinks so. Here, we have a police officer who bribed Hispanics to give him money in exchange for not arresting them. He gets 1 year of home arrest while a man selling tapes showing consenting adults having sex to consenting adults gets 33 months in prison. The police have one task and …

December 15, 2008 – 10:28 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in National Issues | Tagged | Comments (0)

Google Loves Me

I’m number one on the Google search list for “team rooms suck“. My nefarious plans are slowly coming to fruition!

December 11, 2008 – 11:13 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Programming | Tagged | Comments (2)

Camellia Blooms

Our transplanted Camellia bloomed this week, apparently in appreciation for bringing it in from the cold. We dug up two of them from a badly neglected part of our back yard bed and put them in pots. They seem to be doing OK but only this one is really going to put on blooms this …

December 8, 2008 – 11:09 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Gardening | Tagged , | Comments (0)

Markets In Everything

Domestic Discipline Software Yes it is what you think it is and yes it is SFW. The Internet is crazy.

December 5, 2008 – 6:40 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Internet/Technology | Comments (0)