An Experiment in Scotch

Appar­ently, an assis­tant foot­ball coach at Bay­lor was caught Sat­ur­day night tak­ing a leak on the bar at a local pub. Yup, you read that right, on the bar. The coach had been drink­ing the hard stuff for a lit­tle while and “appar­ently thought no one was watch­ing him”. To which I say, this is why Bap­tists will never make much of them­selves. Us Methodists will piss on the bar, peo­ple watch­ing or not.

Of course, if I was the coach of a team that just got beat 58–10, I’d prob­a­bly be up for some non-normal behav­ior myself.