An Experiment in Scotch

By the hand of God, Jon Kitna returned to the game against Min­nesota Sun­day as he led them to an over­time win.  Mean­while, lots of other peo­ple who God found unde­serv­ing gen­er­ally had bad things hap­pen to them like death.  While God loves Jon Kitna, he hates peo­ple like me who had the Lions at –3.5.  God basi­cally con­firmed that he likes rich white QBs more than most every­one else.

God did not return calls seek­ing com­ment on this story.