An Experiment in Scotch

While we’re talk­ing about God (but not to God, he answered that one time and man did I freak out), there is appar­ently a short­age of holy saints, holy retreats and holy matri­archs so the Epis­co­pal church in Cle­burne had to get cre­ative. When look­ing for church names that give you the warm fuzzies, what could be more warm fuzzy than a com­forter (except when the cat pukes on it, then it’s just disgusting)?

I give you the Church of the Holy Com­forter. I’m guess­ing the Church of the Holy Dust Ruf­fle and the Church of the Holy Afghan were taken. Plus they don’t quite have the same ring. Who wouldn’t want to curl up with a holy com­forter? Mmmm that just sounds.…comforting.