An Experiment in Scotch

Dal­las school trustee Ron Price wants the City Coun­cil to ban saggy pants inside the Dal­las city lim­its. Ron Price, who appar­ently wants to run for City Coun­cil, thinks it’s dis­re­spect­ful and dis­hon­or­able to women for men to wear their pants around their thighs. Bill Blay­des, already a mem­ber of the esteemed Dal­las City Coun­cil, thinks it’s an embarass­ment to our city if we can’t keep our pants up.

Women and cit­i­zens of Dal­las, I call on you to inform Ron Price and Bill Blay­des that you firmly sup­port the right of men (or women, though sadly, few women walk around with their skirts around their thighs and their thongs show­ing) to wear their pants around their thighs with their under­wear show­ing. Tell them you believe this is a fun­da­men­tal right.

But mostly tell them that you are against this law because if it passes, how will you eas­ily be able to tell which men NOT to breed with? Out­ward signs of stu­pid­ity are becom­ing harder and harder to dis­cern and thus, stu­pid­ity seems to prop­a­gate much faster these days.. For the love of God and the strength and speed of the gene pool, let your voices be heard.

UPDATE: Only Coun­cil mem­bers Hunt and Grif­fin show any san­i­tys at all.