Monthly Archives: August 2006

Daddy! Daddy! Look at the kittens!

August 29, 2006 – 8:50 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Comments Off

So let me get this straight, in exchange for cooperating, Justin Gatlin of Olympic and 100 meter fame was going to get to avoid a lifetime ban from his sport. Showing mercy, the U.S Anti-Doping Agency gave him an 8 year ban. Ummm, guys, he’s 24. 24 + 8 = 32. No one runs the …

August 23, 2006 – 7:05 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Sports | Comments (0)

Katie It’s Never Too Late

If Paramount can dump Tom Cruise for his stupid and insane behavior, so can you. Don’t worry, your career can be revived after this silly little misstep. If not, there’s always Cinemax. Tom should have to wear baggy pants around his thighs. Though that episode on Oprah should suffice really.

August 23, 2006 – 6:51 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Comments (0)

Saggy Pants Are Dragging Us Down

Dallas school trustee Ron Price wants the City Council to ban saggy pants inside the Dallas city limits. Ron Price, who apparently wants to run for City Council, thinks it’s disrespectful and dishonorable to women for men to wear their pants around their thighs. Bill Blaydes, already a member of the esteemed Dallas City Council, …

August 23, 2006 – 6:47 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Dallas Affairs | Comments (1)

News The Left Won’t Read

You mean, Bush’s program for AIDS in Africa might be working? Funny, it’s not getting much attention.

August 21, 2006 – 7:20 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in International Affairs | Comments (0)

Dave Chappelle Chooses Mac

Genius Mac spoof.

August 18, 2006 – 8:45 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Internet/Technology | Comments Off

When It’s Time To Go

I don’t really have time to add much to this story but the man is right, if it’s time to go, it shouldn’t be this difficult. When and/or if that time comes for either K or I, I truly hope something has been done to the political landscape to ease the burden of dying with …

August 9, 2006 – 10:51 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Comments (0)

Maurice Clarett Arrested Again

This time, he had 4 loaded guns in his car and was Maced after a stun gun didn”t do anything because he was wearing a bullet-resistant vest. This guy is a nut case waiting to kill someone, probably a cop given his spectacular disdain for authority. I hope that he gets the book thrown at …

August 9, 2006 – 7:31 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Sports | Comments Off

Alert Mom Breaks Up Daughter”s Strip Tease

Ok this is totally not work safe (topless daughter involved) but it”s HILARIOUS. The title says it all. (I had to play it twice to get the video to work.)

August 7, 2006 – 8:12 pm | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Comments Off

Orgasm or Excellent Marinara?

I link, you decide.

August 7, 2006 – 7:19 am | By Scotch Drinker | Posted in Random | Comments Off