Monthly Archives: August 2006

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Daddy! Daddy! Look at the kittens!

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So let me get this straight, in exchange for coop­er­at­ing, Justin Gatlin of Olympic and 100 meter fame was going to get to avoid a life­time ban from his sport. Show­ing mercy, the U.S Anti-Doping Agency gave him an 8 year ban. Ummm, guys, he’s 24. 24 + 8 = 32. No one runs the

Katie It’s Never Too Late

If Para­mount can dump Tom Cruise for his stu­pid and insane behav­ior, so can you. Don’t worry, your career can be revived after this silly lit­tle misstep. If not, there’s always Cin­e­max. Tom should have to wear baggy pants around his thighs. Though that episode on Oprah should suf­fice really.

Saggy Pants Are Dragging Us Down

Dal­las school trustee Ron Price wants the City Coun­cil to ban saggy pants inside the Dal­las city lim­its. Ron Price, who appar­ently wants to run for City Coun­cil, thinks it’s dis­re­spect­ful and dis­hon­or­able to women for men to wear their pants around their thighs. Bill Blay­des, already a mem­ber of the esteemed Dal­las City Coun­cil,

News The Left Won’t Read

You mean, Bush’s pro­gram for AIDS in Africa might be work­ing? Funny, it’s not get­ting much attention.

Dave Chappelle Chooses Mac

Genius Mac spoof.

When It’s Time To Go

I don’t really have time to add much to this story but the man is right, if it’s time to go, it shouldn’t be this difficult. When and/or if that time comes for either K or I, I truly hope some­thing has been done to the polit­i­cal land­scape to ease the bur­den of dying with

Maurice Clarett Arrested Again

This time, he had 4 loaded guns in his car and was Maced after a stun gun didn”t do any­thing because he was wear­ing a bullet-resistant vest. This guy is a nut case wait­ing to kill some­one, prob­a­bly a cop given his spec­tac­u­lar dis­dain for authority. I hope that he gets the book thrown at

Alert Mom Breaks Up Daughter”s Strip Tease

Ok this is totally not work safe (top­less daugh­ter involved) but it”s HILARIOUS. The title says it all. (I had to play it twice to get the video to work.)

Orgasm or Excellent Marinara?

I link, you decide.