Monthly Archives: April 2006

More Changes in the Bush Administration

You can read about them here.

Blame the Victim

It never takes long after a Palestinian terrorist blows himself (or herself) up in a crowded restaurant or night club or bus before the loonies start blaming Israel for the act. This author talks about how the wall will hermetically seal the Palestinians to their fate, forgetting that”s what they asked for, a state of

Tom Cruise, the next Michael Jackson

I report, you decide.

Duke Arrests

Two arrests made in the Duke Lacrosse scandal. This has become a huge story, one that maybe is getting more attention than it should. With no confirming DNA evidence, it will be interesting to see how this all plays out. It’s interesting to note (for a cynic) that the DA is up for reelection this

Ugh

The loony left often complains that the loony right calls them unpatriotic but it”s hard to be sympathetic to their complaints when they do everything possible to support it. That article is so filled with rubbish and simpleton talk that it”s hard to know where to start in. It”s rare to find so perfect an

Pro Golfer Wins Tourney, Speaks to Jesus

Aaron Baddeley won his first PGA tournament at The Verizon Heritage this weekend, standing over a 6 foot winning par putt on 18 and saying “This is for you Jesus” before knocking it in. Calls to Jesus’ agent were not returned and an anonymous source said Jesus was entirely too busy helping the poor and

TABC Suspends Arrests Inside Bars

The only surprising thing about this is that it took so long. Arresting people inside bars who “appear” to be drunk (no objective tests were ever given) is insulting and silly. In one case, a man was arrested at a hotel bar, the very hotel he was staying in. Clearly, the goal of this operation

Your Tax Dollars at Work

ATF rids University of Ninja Threat Yup. Thank god the ATF is out there, otherwise those crazy ninjas would definitely get us.

Signs of the Apocalypse

911 operator tells boy to stop “playing on the phone” when he calls to report his dying mother. Mother eventually dies. Operator will probably keep her job because she’s in the union. Sick. 82 year old woman gets ticket for crossing street too slowly.

Another DNA Exoneration?

No DNA match in the Duke lacrosse fiasco. Assuming the prosecutor follows through on his attempt to file charges sans DNA evidence, this isn’t over yet but all signs are pointing to the lacrosse team being exonerated. This has been a messy situation, one in which it seems guilt was assumed all along. This was